{"product_id":"lord-neptune-vibrating-silicone-grinder","title":"Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe sea god holds you down through every set.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy It Works\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAdjustable Tentacle Strap-Mount Base:\u003c\/b\u003e A 12-inch to 52-inch adjustable strap wraps the tentacle base around pillows, thighs, the locker bench, or any furniture you can prop yourself against. Wherever the briefs hit the floor, Neptune sets up shop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSea-God Sculpted Silicone Shaft:\u003c\/b\u003e A 5.3-inch silicone shaft carved with deep-sea ridges, raised bumps, and sea-god creature texture that catches every wall of your anal walls on entry and leaves you gaping on the way out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eRemovable Vibrating Bullet, 3 Speeds 7 Patterns:\u003c\/b\u003e A drop-in bullet slides into the tentacle base and powers the whole grinder. 3 vibration speeds and 7 pulse patterns roll from a low hum into a intense rumble through every inch of the shaft.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWireless Remote for Hands-Free Vibration:\u003c\/b\u003e A pocket-sized wireless remote keeps speed and pattern shifts in one palm. Your other hand stays free for gripping your shaft or your partner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWaterproof Premium Silicone:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium silicone holds up to shower hookups, bath sessions, and wet-tile rendezvous without losing the vibration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSolo Riding or Partner Mount Versatility:\u003c\/b\u003e Strap him to a pillow for late-night solo grinds, lock him to the bedpost for hands-free riding, or anchor him to your partner's thigh and let them control the angle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLord Neptune surfaces from the deepest trenches as the sea god the locker-room never warned you about. His tentacles wrap whatever you ride against, and the shaft sculpted in his image takes you deeper than the rumors ever did.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe 5.3-inch silicone shaft drags raised ridges and sea-god bumps against your anal walls as you grind. The vibrating bullet hums through 3 speeds and 7 patterns from the wireless remote in your palm, ramping from a soft tease to a deep uncontrollable intensity that pulls full-body, eye-rolling shudders out of you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStrap his tentacle base between 12 and 52 inches of circumference around the pillow, the bedpost, or the headboard for hands-free riding that holds all night. Submersible silicone takes the shower and the bath in stride. Stash him in your gear bag and pack him to your next overnight. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eColor:\u003c\/b\u003e Blue\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Silicone, Neoprene, ABS Plastic\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eOverall Length:\u003c\/b\u003e 6.2\" (15.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eOverall Width:\u003c\/b\u003e 3.1\" (7.9 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eOverall Depth:\u003c\/b\u003e 3.9\" (9.9 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eInsertable Length:\u003c\/b\u003e 5.3\" (13.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWidest Insertable Diameter:\u003c\/b\u003e 2\" (5.1 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eStrap Adjustment:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\" to 52\" (30.5 to 132.1 cm) circumference\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eVibration:\u003c\/b\u003e 3 speeds, 7 patterns\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eRemote:\u003c\/b\u003e Wireless\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSubmersible:\u003c\/b\u003e Yes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eRecommended Lube:\u003c\/b\u003e Water-based\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e Use with water-based lubricant. Wash with warm water and toy cleaner after each use. Pat dry and store in a cool, dry location, away from direct sunlight and separated from other toys. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*Includes a USB charging cable. Wireless remote requires 1 AAA battery (not included).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Creature Cocks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53953136984428,"sku":"AH828","price":74.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0047\/0790\/9730\/files\/AH828_STD-MAIN_M_v2.jpg?v=1782426715","url":"https:\/\/store.adam4adam.com\/products\/lord-neptune-vibrating-silicone-grinder","provider":"store.adam4adam.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}