{"product_id":"velvet-guard-king-waterproof-sex-blanket","title":"Velvet Guard Waterproof Play Sheet King, Sex Blanket","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHow Many Lads Can Your Bed Handle?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eVelvet Guard King stretches across your whole bed with room for the entire crew to roll around. Up top, luxe velvety microfiber feels like hotel bedding against sweaty skin. Below that, an inner moisture barrier swallows every load, every splash of lube n' every drop of piss before your mattress sees a thing.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eInvite the boys over n' quit babysitting the mattress. When the last guy heads home, strip the King off, toss the sheet in the washer, then make the bed like nothing happened. To anyone walking by, Velvet Guard King passes for an ordinary black throw.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePack the bed. Drench the King. Run a load.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch4\u003eQuestions\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr;border-top:1px solid #e4e6ee;margin:8px 0 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:minmax(0,2fr) minmax(0,3fr);column-gap:16px;align-items:start;padding:12px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e4e6ee\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1d245b;line-height:1.6\"\u003eWhat size is Velvet Guard King?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height:1.6\"\u003eThe King covers 76 x 80 in, sized for a King bed.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:minmax(0,2fr) minmax(0,3fr);column-gap:16px;align-items:start;padding:12px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e4e6ee\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1d245b;line-height:1.6\"\u003eWill anyone know the sheet is for play?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height:1.6\"\u003eNobody. On your bed the sheet reads as an everyday black throw.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:minmax(0,2fr) minmax(0,3fr);column-gap:16px;align-items:start;padding:12px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e4e6ee\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1d245b;line-height:1.6\"\u003eHow do I wash Velvet Guard King?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height:1.6\"\u003eMachine wash after every session. Let the sheet dry fully before the next round.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:8px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1d245b\"\u003eKing Size For The Whole Crew.\u003c\/strong\u003e Spread 76 x 80 in of coverage across the bed for group nights.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:8px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1d245b\"\u003eVelvet-Soft Microfiber Up Top.\u003c\/strong\u003e Bare skin slides over luxe microfiber that feels like real bedding.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:8px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1d245b\"\u003eMoisture Barrier Catches Every Load.\u003c\/strong\u003e Lube, cum, piss n' sweat soak in before reaching the mattress.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:8px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1d245b\"\u003eToss The King In The Washer.\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash, dry fully, then lay Velvet Guard King down again for round 2.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch4\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr;border-top:1px solid #e4e6ee;margin:8px 0 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:38% 1fr;column-gap:16px;align-items:start;padding:10px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e4e6ee\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#1d245b;line-height:1.6\"\u003eMaterials\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height:1.6\"\u003eVelvet-soft polyester microfiber with inner moisture barrier\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:38% 1fr;column-gap:16px;align-items:start;padding:10px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e4e6ee\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#1d245b;line-height:1.6\"\u003eColor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height:1.6\"\u003eBlack\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:38% 1fr;column-gap:16px;align-items:start;padding:10px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e4e6ee\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#1d245b;line-height:1.6\"\u003eSize\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height:1.6\"\u003e76 x 80 in\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:38% 1fr;column-gap:16px;align-items:start;padding:10px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e4e6ee\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#1d245b;line-height:1.6\"\u003eFits\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height:1.6\"\u003eKing bed\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:38% 1fr;column-gap:16px;align-items:start;padding:10px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e4e6ee\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#1d245b;line-height:1.6\"\u003eWaterproof\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height:1.6\"\u003eYes\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:38% 1fr;column-gap:16px;align-items:start;padding:10px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e4e6ee\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#1d245b;line-height:1.6\"\u003eIncluded\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height:1.6\"\u003e1 Velvet Guard King sheet\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNote: \u003c\/strong\u003eMachine wash after use, then let Velvet Guard King dry fully before the next session.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background:#f5f6fa;border-left:3px solid #1d245b;padding:12px 16px;border-radius:2px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1d245b\"\u003ePro Tip: \u003c\/strong\u003eCenter the King so extra fabric spills past both sides of the mattress. 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